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rubber

On August 10, 2011.

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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

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yell

On August 6, 2011.

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

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cat-urine

On August 1, 2011.

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Cat urine glows under a blacklight.

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dust-buster

On July 24, 2011.

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Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

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bleach

On July 21, 2011.

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Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.

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fan

On July 16, 2011.

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If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. room.

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hair-spray

On July 15, 2011.

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If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

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dueling

On July 12, 2011.

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Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

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earthworms

On July 12, 2011.

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The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

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cats

On July 12, 2011.

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Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

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la

On July 11, 2011.

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Los Angeles’ full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles de Fornciuncula.

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banging

On July 11, 2011.

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

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walk-on-water

On July 11, 2011.

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No matter how much gelatin you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.

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goldfish

On June 2, 2011.

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A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

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pulp-fiction

On May 27, 2011.

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All the clocks in the movie “Pulp Fiction” are stuck on 4:20.

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nasa-birds

On May 13, 2011.

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If NASA sent birds into space, they would soon die because birds need gravity to swallow.

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